Mark Teixeira Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 17:19:24 GMT reply
Kind of like the times Nomar would shoot up with his pals Manny and big poopie.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 06 Sep 2017 08:55:06 GMT reply
Steroid abuser, used to shoot up with his friends Jeter and A-roid
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 20 Jul 2017 09:38:46 GMT reply
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Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 23 Mar 2017 00:57:43 GMT reply
Even though he's retired, he still really sucks
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 17 Oct 2016 15:48:28 GMT reply
I want to sit on Tex's face and drop ass! Then I will shit in his mouth for his pleasure. He'll probably cum instantly when I expel the contents of my bowels!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 04 Oct 2016 08:38:53 GMT reply
I want to eat out Teixera's ass in the
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Thu, 29 Sep 2016 16:25:51 GMT reply
Tex finally gets a walk off hit. First walk off since May 2011. And the first walk off homer of his career?? Hard to believe. I can't wait till we don't have to see his face or hear his name anymore.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 27 Sep 2016 11:59:24 GMT reply
Yankees are a bunch of Queers.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 27 Sep 2016 11:58:36 GMT reply
Teixiera is a fat faced creep.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 17 Sep 2016 04:17:08 GMT reply
Mark tried to tongue my anus back in 2011! I stopped at a highway rest stop outside of Atlanta in November 2011 to take a piss. While at the urinal, I looked to my right and saw Mark Teixera leering at me. He said that he liked my cock and wanted to suck the pants off me and then tongue my anus. I'm not gay, but I was intrigued that a famous ballplayer was so attracted to me. He took me into a wooded area behind the rest stop and serviced my penis and ass needs for the next 45 minutes. I came twice and he expertly licked my anus and sucked me off. He didn't even want me to reciprocate - he just requested that I rip a few farts in his face. I complied and he said he was in heaven! It was a memorable experience!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 17 Sep 2016 03:37:27 GMT reply
He's a mole for the Red Sux
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 17 Sep 2016 03:36:18 GMT reply
The steroids have messed him up so bad...
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 13 Sep 2016 10:42:06 GMT reply
Mark is retiring because he is HIV+
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Sep 2016 05:03:22 GMT reply
WTF?!?! AHAHAA
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 26 Aug 2016 03:40:47 GMT reply
Hey Mark, it's me, D'Sean. Remember? The hot, studly negro stripper you picked up a few nights back at the Blue Oyster bar? Remember how we went to the VIP lounge and you got spit-roasted by me and my buddy Raoul? No? Oh well. I was really hoping you'd call me sometime, we had a lot of fun that night!
Anyway, I just wanted to get in touch to let you know that Raoul's test results came back negative. Isn't that a relief! I know you were so worried after you swallowed 3 consecutive loads of his jizz, and then let him piss and shit all over you.
Anyway, stop by again sometime, me and Raoul are looking forward to pulling another train with you! TOOT TOOOT!!!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Aug 2016 07:40:37 GMT reply
Mark www so happy to get his big Yankees contract. As we rubbed cocks one night shortly after he signed it he told me he was done caring about baseball and www going to focus on his love in life which was looking at gay porn and licking man ass and huffing man farts. Mark has had gay porn in his glove since that day. He is a true queer icon. I'm certain he will be doing some amazing anus licking after this season ends!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 07 Aug 2016 09:12:21 GMT reply
Mark has enjoyed munching on buttholes during the off-season since he he first broke into the big leagues. It became his obsession in 2010 and started detracting from his play on the field, as he lost all focus and instead fantasized about all of the buttholes he was going to be licking after each game at nearby gas station men's rooms and at rest stops. It is about time that he retired as he has sucked on the field for years. Now he can devote his future to his lifetime passion of licking the buttholes and inhaling smelly farts of random strangers!
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 06 Aug 2016 13:37:38 GMT reply
Finally the king of hitting meaningless homers and hitting into rally killing double plays is retiring! Why not do it right now who selfish bastard
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 06 Aug 2016 02:33:37 GMT reply
I'm soooo excited Marky is retiring! I can't wait to lay in bed for weeks at a time pissing and shitting on each other while running our cocks together! Then come the Spring Marky won't have to leave to play stupid baseball. Our passionate affair will continue unabated.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 05 Aug 2016 16:42:56 GMT reply
Thank god Tex announced his retirement at the end of the season. Will be happy not to see this loser anymore. He should just retire now, but I guess he wants to finish his last season with a sub .200 batting average. Good riddance!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Thu, 04 Aug 2016 06:46:11 GMT reply
Teixeira sucks! Everyone complains about A-Rod, but Teixera is even worse and has been for some time!!
P.S. Mark, are we still on for that rim job tomorrow?
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 04 Aug 2016 06:16:43 GMT reply
Mark and I were queer lovers back in 2013. I lived in a small closet in his home and he would call me monkey boy. He enjoyed when I would defecate all over the house and he would come home and smell it and play a little game trying to find it. At night we would cuddle under the sheets and then we would piss all over each other. I miss him.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 30 Jul 2016 12:35:32 GMT reply
Just retire already!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sat, 30 Jul 2016 06:16:50 GMT reply
Who cares if Mark gets hits for the Yankees. He's a queer icon and an amazing friend to New Yorks gay community! I've hooked up with him many many times. Most recently last Tuesday in a posh dumpster behind the St. Regis. He tongued my anus and I shoved garbage up his ass. It was highly erotic.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 30 Jul 2016 01:32:07 GMT reply
Get rid of teixeira
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