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Mark tried to tongue my anus back in 2011! I stopped at a highway rest stop outside of Atlanta in November 2011 to take a piss. While at the urinal, I looked to my right and saw Mark Teixera leering at me. He said that he liked my cock and wanted to suck the pants off me and then tongue my anus. I'm not gay, but I was intrigued that a famous ballplayer was so attracted to me. He took me into a wooded area behind the rest stop and serviced my penis and ass needs for the next 45 minutes. I came twice and he expertly licked my anus and sucked me off. He didn't even want me to reciprocate - he just requested that I rip a few farts in his face. I complied and he said he was in heaven! It was a memorable experience!!!
Hey Mark, it's me, D'Sean. Remember? The hot, studly negro stripper you picked up a few nights back at the Blue Oyster bar? Remember how we went to the VIP lounge and you got spit-roasted by me and my buddy Raoul? No? Oh well. I was really hoping you'd call me sometime, we had a lot of fun that night! Anyway, I just wanted to get in touch to let you know that Raoul's test results came back negative. Isn't that a relief! I know you were so worried after you swallowed 3 consecutive loads of his jizz, and then let him piss and shit all over you. Anyway, stop by again sometime, me and Raoul are looking forward to pulling another train with you! TOOT TOOOT!!!
Mark www so happy to get his big Yankees contract. As we rubbed cocks one night shortly after he signed it he told me he was done caring about baseball and www going to focus on his love in life which was looking at gay porn and licking man ass and huffing man farts. Mark has had gay porn in his glove since that day. He is a true queer icon. I'm certain he will be doing some amazing anus licking after this season ends!
Mark has enjoyed munching on buttholes during the off-season since he he first broke into the big leagues. It became his obsession in 2010 and started detracting from his play on the field, as he lost all focus and instead fantasized about all of the buttholes he was going to be licking after each game at nearby gas station men's rooms and at rest stops. It is about time that he retired as he has sucked on the field for years. Now he can devote his future to his lifetime passion of licking the buttholes and inhaling smelly farts of random strangers!
I'm soooo excited Marky is retiring! I can't wait to lay in bed for weeks at a time pissing and shitting on each other while running our cocks together! Then come the Spring Marky won't have to leave to play stupid baseball. Our passionate affair will continue unabated.
Thank god Tex announced his retirement at the end of the season. Will be happy not to see this loser anymore. He should just retire now, but I guess he wants to finish his last season with a sub .200 batting average. Good riddance!
Mark and I were queer lovers back in 2013. I lived in a small closet in his home and he would call me monkey boy. He enjoyed when I would defecate all over the house and he would come home and smell it and play a little game trying to find it. At night we would cuddle under the sheets and then we would piss all over each other. I miss him.
Who cares if Mark gets hits for the Yankees. He's a queer icon and an amazing friend to New Yorks gay community! I've hooked up with him many many times. Most recently last Tuesday in a posh dumpster behind the St. Regis. He tongued my anus and I shoved garbage up his ass. It was highly erotic.