David Ortiz Sucks Forum

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Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 08 Jan 2018 16:56:32 GMT reply
He was the MOST clutch player to ever play the game.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 18 Jul 2017 01:44:34 GMT reply
Steroids. Big fat cheater.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 30 Apr 2017 17:35:57 GMT reply
Patricia heaton coalburner milf
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Sun, 02 Apr 2017 08:13:42 GMT reply
He looks so much like a gorilla! 🦍
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sat, 01 Apr 2017 17:33:48 GMT reply
David Ortiz is best ball clutcher of all time. Manny Ramirez said Dave's hands were softer than a well worn catchers mitt.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 27 Mar 2017 19:26:02 GMT reply
Fast facts: best hitter off all time was ted wilams. Car yazcrapski biggest asshole. Dave Ortiz, best clutch hitter ever❗️
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 22 Mar 2017 02:54:42 GMT reply
Damn, I almost lost it when I saw the pic of David Ortiz from that old 1920s film!!! Hilarious!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Sat, 18 Mar 2017 05:25:02 GMT reply
Patricia Heaton is a coal burner? Are you sure about that?
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Fri, 17 Mar 2017 02:14:54 GMT reply
Patricia heaton coalburner
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 20 Jan 2017 17:25:37 GMT reply
I saw David Ortiz at President Trumps' inauguration. He was holding a bucket of KFC and a 2-liter of grape Crush cheered loudly for Trump!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Fri, 13 Jan 2017 07:42:55 GMT reply
David Ortiz is having a huge party next weekend to celebrate the end of the awful Obama administration and the inauguration of Donald Trump! There will be plenty of KFC, grape soda, Colt 45 malt liquor, and man-on-man action for all!!!
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 05 Jan 2017 22:06:45 GMT reply
so fat lmao
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 04 Jan 2017 04:03:12 GMT reply
Ortiz must have diabetes by now. He drinks three 2-liters of Grape Crush every day along with 12 greasy Taco Bell tacos for lunch and KFC for dinner
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Thu, 22 Dec 2016 13:06:13 GMT reply
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Sun, 04 Dec 2016 18:51:05 GMT reply
Chicken and ribs and white women
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Mon, 28 Nov 2016 08:54:38 GMT reply
Ortiz has already put on 15 lbs of body fat since he retired. Apparently he drinks two 2-liters of grape soda and spends a couple hours as his local KFC scarfing down fried chicken every day.
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Wed, 23 Nov 2016 13:46:47 GMT reply
David Ortiz campaigned for Donald Trump all throughout New England, near every KFC and Popeye's in the area!
Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 22 Nov 2016 07:53:49 GMT reply
Yes, Ortiz is a huge Donald Trump supporter. He must have been up late celebrating on Election Night
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Mon, 21 Nov 2016 18:52:25 GMT reply
Dave Ortiz voted for Donal t trump
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 14:06:49 GMT reply
I knew Ortiz before he was famous. He was Sammy the Silverback at the Audubon Zoo in NOLA.
Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 11:58:22 GMT reply
Ortiz has said in interviews that his grandmother in fact fu*ked a bull-gorilla and gave birth to his parents, so there you have it. That's science my friends
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 03:48:47 GMT reply
It's revolution, not evelution, you ninny.
Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Wed, 02 Nov 2016 03:33:57 GMT reply
How far back in Ortiz's family tree do we have to go to find an actual gorilla? His grandfather? It is hard to look at he or Patrick Ewing and not believe in evolution!
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