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Albert has been hitting much better lately and his batting average is up to .248, which still sucks, although it is better than the .220s he was at recently. I would love to give him some rough anal sex to reward him, just the way he likes it! I'll pound his anus while he pleasures himself!
Albert Pujols would be better at baseball if he wasn't so fat. Does he know cardio exists? He is stealing enough money from the Angels and Mike Trout's prime that he can afford a personal chef to keep him on a decent diet
Rook, Pujols is terrible now and it seems inevitable that he'll be released before playing out his full contract. I suspect he stopped taking steroids or HGH after joining the Angels, which would explain why his skills deteriorated so rapidly. It's hard to comprehend just how good he was until his last season in St. Louis, when his stats started dropping. . Even though he sucks now, I'd still like to watch him have full man-on-man sex with Mike Trout - I bet Albert would enjoy eating Mike's stinky diarrhea butthole!
This is the first time I've been on the Albert Pujols page. Usually I just post on the pages of Yankees and Red Sox players, being an AL East guy and all. But, because Albert Pujols has turned into such a historically awful player, I was curious about what Angels fans are saying about him. I knew it would be good. After all, the least valuable player in all of baseball statistically has one of the richest contracts in professional sports history. Let that sink in: the worst full time player in baseball has one of the 2 or 3 most valuable contracts that have ever been signed in Major League Baseball history! It is unbelievable. An old man (no one is sure of his real age) that can barely jog (let alone run) and has less value than your average kid in double A, actually has a big league team on the hook for nearly 300 million dollars. Hell, If the Angels were to just send Albert home permanently and put an average minor leaguer in his spot they’d have a better record. So, imagine if they could put that 240 million dollars (as well as the additional 20-50 million in "personal service" money that's back-loaded on that contract) into players that could actually help them! They’d be one of the best teams in baseball. By just getting rid of Pujols and replacing him with your average run of the mill major leaguer, it would probably be enough to put the Angels into the American League Wild Card lead! Imagine that Angels fans. If all they did was send Albert Pujols home, while still paying him his 275 million dollars (to not show up), the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim would be a playoff team. With no other free agent signings. It would be classic addition by subtraction. How does that make the average Angel fan feel?
Even better, imagine if the Angels were able to put that 275 million dollars into signing players that could actually help them win (not players that actually make them worse). For a real mind f*ck imagine if they could also add to that the millions they've wasted (and are currently wasting) on guys like Josh Hamilton, Vernon Wells, Gary Matthews, CJ Wilson, etc. After all, the Angels (even after finally getting out from under several dead money contracts) still sink 15% of their payroll into guys that aren’t even on their team!!! Let alone the tens (if not hundreds) of millions they've set fire to over the past decade on guys like Gary Matthews, Vernon Wells, Scott Kazmir, etc…guys they’ve given millions and millions to just to make them disappear. Think about the team they could have with an average coach, a decent GM, and all of the money and draft picks they burnt on just the big 3: Albert Pujols, Josh Hamilton, and CJ Wilson. It’s scary to consider the players they could have gotten instead! Heck, they’d be the American League’s Dodgers. Just in the MLB draft alone, the picks that the Angels surrendered for these three free agent signings that accounted for a waste of nearly HALF A BILLION DOLLARS, have seen guys like Corey Seager, Michael Waccha, Marcus Strohman, Alex Wood, and Tim Anderson all drafted in the ACTUAL draft spots right around (and the actual picks) that the Angels were forced to surrender because of these half a billion dollar signings. Imagine the angels having Corey Seager, Alex Wood, and Tim Anderson, or having them as trade bait…the studs they could bring in! DAMN.
Now, on top of those draft picks, imagine if that half a billion or so in free agency money was spent on bringing guys like, say, Yu Darvish over from Japan? Jose Abreu from down south? Darvish and Abreu, oh, that’d have cost about the same as the CJ wilson FA money! They then could have went out and really started to spend in FA. What if instead of Hamilton, the Angels had signed Adrian Beltre? They could have done that. And, afterwards they’d still have had the damn Pujols money left!!!! How about Max Scherzer? Or, how about Jon Lester? Or rebuilding the farm system and holding off on big FA signings for a few years. Then the Angels could have made plays for guys like Chris Sale, Justin Turner, Josh Donaldson, Jake Arrieta, Hosmer, Altuve, Chapman, Jansen, etc, etc….to be honest, it doesn’t even matter, as they’d have had the money for just about any signing or combination of signings. Pretty much anything would have been better than the deals they did make. Long story short….the rest of MLB should send Arturo Moreno and the angels organization a big giant bouquet of roses and a case of champagne, because any normal owner, GM and coach would be overseeing the best team in baseball right now. Instead, the 3 blind mice are in charge of the biggest joke in professional sports. NO WONDER YOU ANGEL FANS DO NOTHING BUT JOKE ABOUT POOP SEX, HOMOSEXUALITY, AND FAILED CHILD ACTORS ON THIS PAGE.
This bum is only hitting.229! No way will he be any everyday player through the end of his contract in 2021! Now he's more well-known for filling toilets with his "green doodoo water" than he is for his hitting prowess
Albert is really awful. His boyfriend, the guy from the Problem Child movies recently pissed on him from the stands. Even then Albert couldn't get a hit. Albert is happy to collect his money and watch gay porn in the dugout.
IF UVE EVER STUCK UR FINGER UP A CAT'S BUTTHOLE THEN U KNOW KINDA KNO WHAT IT ITS LIKE HAE A FIST PUT IN UR BOTTOM. ITS THAT TIGHT. WHEN U PUT A FINGER IN THE CATS BUTT ITS LIKE STICKIN UR FINGER IN A SUPER TIGHT ELASTIC STRAW THATS FULLA JELLY BUT WARM JELLY NOT COLD. I LOVE HOW IT FEELS..ITS SO WEIRD CUZ UR THINKIN THIS WONT WORK..NO WAY IT WILL FIT WHEN U START AND ONLY GOT THE FINGERTIP IN....IT FEELS LIKE ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO GO FURTHER...BUT THEN SLOWLY IT STARTS DISAPPEARING FURTHER AND FURTHER INTO ITS HOT BUTT. ITS LIKE HOW U IMAGINE A MOUSE FEELS GETTING SWALLOWED BY A SNAKE...ALL THOSE MUSCLES CLENCHING ROUND IT...HOW CAN IT FIT INSIDE THAT LITTLE SNAKE....HOW ON EARTH..BUT IT DOES...THOSE MUSCLES COIL AND RESTRICT AND THE MOUSE GOES DEEPER AND DEEPER...JUST LIKE A FINGER IT A CAT'S BUTTHOLE.
Rook, Vet and I are having a hot conversation here. We are trying to set up a hot, homoerotic, tryst with Albert. If you had offered to come along to shove a pineapple up Albert's ass after I loosened it up with some hot fisting that might have been useful. Vet could spray Albert with diarrhea, then we could have fed Albert the shit covered pineapple. But instead you blew it by making some weird comment.